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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

16/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says,"Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels down to her crotch, and he says, "Mother, if this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens." His wife then reaches over and grabs his penis. "Father, if this could stay hard, we could get rid of your brother.

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

16/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?

Let everyone go first!

16/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, you told her twice.

John receives a phone call...

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the ot other end says, "This is Susan. We met a party about 3 months ago." John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?" Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport." John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?" Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself." John: "Say, you ARE a good

Returning from her vacation...

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married.

"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?"

"What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

John receives a phone call...

Returning from her vacation...

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